|Little tip: There's no such thing as |
"recreational" heroin use...
- If you think that you're only doing heroin recreationally.
- If you can't understand why people drink if there's not enough to get drunk.
- If you get irritated when someone leaves a half drunk drink on the bar.
- If you've ever considered finishing a stranger's drink.
- If you've ever been pissed at a friend for getting sober.
- If you've ever sunburnt the roof of your mouth.
- If you've ever knocked on someone else's door thinking that it was your house because you couldn't get in with your key. Bonus points if you yelled at them for being in your house.
- If you've ever weighed out which was worse, leaving your kids alone in the car or taking them into your dealer's house.
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